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Zoom I read that a cat can only remember events that happened up until 16 hours ago.  Last time I woke up in this exact position, I barely remembered anything from the previous 16 hours and my pants were mysteriously wet.  I did the only thing you can do in that situation-I sat and waited for my pants to dry a little and went to hit the dollar menu.  When I  payed with all the soggy crumpled up 1 dollar bills I had in my pocket the nice lady at the counter innocently said “You must have put those pants through the wash.”  I said “Uhh…yeah.”  Cat’s use litter boxes.

I read that a cat can only remember events that happened up until 16 hours ago.  Last time I woke up in this exact position, I barely remembered anything from the previous 16 hours and my pants were mysteriously wet.  I did the only thing you can do in that situation-I sat and waited for my pants to dry a little and went to hit the dollar menu.  When I  payed with all the soggy crumpled up 1 dollar bills I had in my pocket the nice lady at the counter innocently said “You must have put those pants through the wash.”  I said “Uhh…yeah.”  Cat’s use litter boxes.

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